Van Helsing

Van Helsing is maybe the worst movie I’ve ever seen. My girlfriend and I have some sort of qualification for movies. The really bad ones are sarcastically called BME (best movie ever) and for Van Helsing we had to create a new category “BME plus” (or BME+)…

The silliest thing about the movie are the stupid dialogs. I mean phrases like “I’ve never been to the sea…. it must be beautiful” – and such a thing completly out of context after being nearly killed by vampires. Really nice.

The worst thing is the pseudo-romantic ending. I will not lose any more words about that. It’s just bad.

And then there’s the soundtrack…

This is quite a different thing: It’s just great. When I heard it in the movie I took a mental note to get the CD and today I did. Great! If only it was longer than those 40 minutes…